




Xmas Bloody Xmas – TV Smith
Under studio lights the Santas fry
In shows recorded last July
And tanned professionals read their lines
To moth-eaten reindeer
Play victim in fake-snowball fights
Where no-one’s injured, no-one dies
No-one has to sleep outside
Freezing and in fear
Singing, “Goodwill to all mankind!”
We’ll put things right some other time
Meanwhile – that special day is here




